Corpse Crunchies: Trout Heads
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These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. Decapitated with intent and served with pride. 'Merica, baby!
What’s in the bag:
A nice group of severed trout heads (about 4-6). Includes brains, skulls, eyeballs, tongues, gills, skin, and teeth.
Who's it for:
Dogs who like eating faces.
Perhaps cats who also like eating faces.
the neighborhood raccoon.
Why it matters:
It's got all the Omega fatty acids and stuff your vet would recommend.
And eating fish brains might make your dog smarter? Thats for you to figure out.
Use it when:
You want to ruin the guest bathroom by storing these there.
You're past the point of hiding who you really are.
Grandma's over.
Corpse Crunchies: Trout Heads
$29.99 USD
Sale price
$29.99 USD
Regular price