Corpse Crunchies: Rabbit Ears
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These are air-dried dog treats. Gently plucked from the heads of bunnies and ready to eat.
What’s in the bag:
A nice bundle of detached listening devices (about 10-15). Complete with fully shampooed fur, cartilage, skin, and sometimes whiskers.
Who's it for:
Goth dogs
Feral cats
Why it matters:
Good for digestion and a solid source of fiber
The fur acts as a pipe cleaner for the digestive tract, so your dog gets its poo poo shoot cleaned. And no, we're not going in there to test this theory.
Use it when:
You want to ruin easter.
You need payback for years of Donnie Darko nightmares.
Your dog won't leave you the hell alone
Corpse Crunchies: Rabbit Ears
$29.99 USD
Sale price
$29.99 USD
Regular price